Yarrr! Here’s today’s US-political rant and because it’s saturday, it’s from the lighter side.

You’re American. You’re Conservative/Republican. Why dip your french fries in french german foreign Heinz ketchup when you can dip your Freedom Fries in Purely American W Ketchup? W comes in one flavor: American. There.

“Choose Heinz and you’re supporting Teresa and her husband’s Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President”, reads a warning on the W Ketchup site.

(Teresa Heinz-Kerry is married to, that’s right, John Kerry)

W, sez the creators of it, stands for George Washington, not George Dubyah. Yuh. Order your four-pack, or what the heck, a whole case, here (i don’t think they do overseas deliveries though)