I had a discussion this morning with my colleague (hello chief, i know you’re reading!) around the coffee pot. Since it was early and none of us really had got a sufficient caffeine fix, our faux-brittishisms didn’t really turn out as eloquent as was worthy for the moment.

Thus, i present thee a registry of idioms, so you never have to be stuck without a proper way to say what you really, uh, what you.. ah, what the heck.