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Anything profoundly irrelevant to you, your career and your life in general

The iPad is real (finally)

Wed 27-Jan-2010 in english, geek, irrelevant | Please leave a comment!

After much speculation and a lot of waiting, The Steve Jobs Magic Factory has released the iPad. After all, i did suggest – heck, request – the iPad already in December 2007. I’m sure Steve will want to deliver me a slate in person when he has one manufactured. You know, for my suggestion/request which must have been the source of his inspiration. And for the name i suggested. Right, Steve?

And i’m kinda buggered that i didn’t register ipad.com back then just in case he’s forgotten about me now

Tags: apple, ipad, irony, must have, portable

En liten julvisa

Wed 18-Nov-2009 in irrelevant, suomeksi, svenska | 3 palautetta

(mel. Morsgrisar är vi allihopa)

Svininfluensa saamme kaikki, saamme kaikki saamme kaikki
Svininfluensa saamme kaikki, saamme kaikki saamme kaikki, kaikki

Hå-en och en-en
Du me, å jag me
Svinä å minä

Vilken av de tre fungerar bäst?

Tags: musik

Clarkson fluff

Thu 15-Jan-2009 in english, irrelevant | Please leave a comment!

Tee-hee! Jeremy Clarkson uses the word(s) navel fluff. How easily i am amused

Tags: amused, cars, clarkson, tesla

O-bama-lama

Sun 9-Nov-2008 in english, irrelevant | Please leave a comment!

In case you think Barack Hussein Obama sounds too unwestern for your tastes, just call him Barry. Barry O’Bama.

Tags: obama, politics, president, silly, usa

Non-words of the day: “loveually” and “buttaulted”

Tue 12-Aug-2008 in english, irrelevant | 1 comment

Typical usage:

Man says priest loveually buttaulted him and his brother in the early 1960s (…)

As a former altar boy walked up the steps of a Denver home Thursday to pbutt out fliers about clergy abuse (…)

lawsuits filed against the Denver archdiocese since the loveual-abuse (…)

Thanks to Dennis for pointing out what a profanity replacement engine can do to your news site.

Tags: automation, buttault, cms, english, language

Viktigheter

Sun 27-Jul-2008 in irrelevant, svenska | Skriv en kommentar!

Varför finns det en sandstrand i Stensvik och ett betongsamhälle i Gräsviken? Det växer trots allt irisar i Irisvik och antagligen simmar väl en och annan gädda i Gäddvik.

Tags: irrelevant