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Typical usage:
Man says priest loveually buttaulted him and his brother in the early 1960s (…)
As a former altar boy walked up the steps of a Denver home Thursday to pbutt out fliers about clergy abuse (…)
lawsuits filed against the Denver archdiocese since the loveual-abuse (…)
Thanks to Dennis for pointing out what a profanity replacement engine [...]

Thanks to a friend at work, i can now present thee my name in Arabic:

الهلسنكي كريستيان بن الباسم لورين روبن رونيا ابو

If your Arabic looks like a string of boxes, you probably aren’t viewing this with a Unicode font.
Update: OK, maybe i need to comment on how to read it. The approximate translation of [...]

hypobaric – below normal pressure [via]; sucks more than usual. Usage: “The food at Sodexho is hypobaric today”.

I had a discussion this morning with my colleague (hello chief, i know you’re reading!) around the coffee pot. Since it was early and none of us really had got a sufficient caffeine fix, our faux-brittishisms didn’t really turn out as eloquent as was worthy for the moment.
Thus, i present thee a registry of idioms, [...]

My batteries are getting critical. Wonder if it’s the excessive clicking? And i have moved around with the mouse quite a bit. But isn’t it a bit steep to dump the old batteries just because they are getting critical on me? Can’t we talk about it? Make it good? Maybe we can understand each other [...]

Sometimes our desserts are truly weird. Of course, this is little compared to what they serve somewhere else…

An old African saying leapt back into my conciousness today.  It went something like
Eating rice without a spoon is like kissing a man without a moustache.
I never really understood what it means.

Whoa. The world shrinks again. BBC has opened a new free service to learn languages. Courses in German, French, Spanish (yay!), Italian, Mandarin Chinese, Portugese and Greek are on line, as well as little intros and snapshots on a whole bunch of other languages, such as cymrw.. uh, Welsh and Scottish Gaelic, Japanese and [...]

Insipid - utterly lacking in intelligence or depth; foolish.
They insisted upon watching an insipid show about a singing monkey.
Also, “flat; lacking character”. Found in a compleatly unrelated context. Synonym: vapid (which also is a terrific word of the day!)

Aftonbladets resesektion har en serie lustiga skyltar man lätt ödar en kvart på. Fast vad är det för kul med “Omväg“?