27. “I’m the master of low expectations.”
—aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
26. “I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
—aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
…and 47 more (via: Truly Equal).
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